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Two friends were talking to each other.
1st – How to trap a girl?
2nd - Kill the class teacher by throwing a piece of paper
and put the name of a girl, the girl will get trapped.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King Neptune!
Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Why don't bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them!
I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!
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